Absolutely nothing happens in this movie, not funny enough for a comedy and not dramatic enough for a drama. I never felt anything for the characters, the pirates lacked any wit or charm and the kids were mostly annoying and dumb. The pathetic excuses for pirates could barely keep them under control it seems. And the young girl seem too dumb to understand that when a man approaches you with a knife while his hands are tied he probably wants to be set free !!!
After a while I couldn't stomach it anymore and fast forwarding the damn thing. Didn't miss anything it seems. I read about the troubled history of this movie and understand why the director distances himself from it. It sucks !!!
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