• What on earth would posses serious actors like Bryan Brown, Erik Thomson and even momentary Susan Sarandon (let alone Sean Penn .... credited as Daniel Day-Lewis!!!!) to be involved in this absolute piece of s**** is an utter mystery.

    The only interesting thing about this fiasco is how to summarise it: unmitigated garbage; incoherent crap; cringe worthy cross between "Dr Stranglove" and "Dumb and Dumber"? Ultimately the only question which remains after sitting through this piece of adolescent mental diarrhoea is : What were they smoking?

    My review was too short, so I have to add some more characters but what on earth do you say about something as pointless as this what-ever-that-was?

    Avoid at all costs!