Hootenanny Hoot (1963)
Joby Baker: Steve Laughlin
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Quotes
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Steve Laughlin : She sounds like a bookkeeper. Now, what is a fellow like you want with a bookkeeper?
Ted Grover : Now, there's a little bookkeeper you'd like to keep in mink.
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A.G. Bannister : What's a hootenanny?
Steve Laughlin : Beats me? I think it's something like hoof-and-mouth disease.
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A.G. Bannister : They're doing this thing at a college, huh?
Steve Laughlin : Yeah, can you imagine going to college and flunking hootenanny?
A.G. Bannister : Well, knowing Ted, he'll be majoring in co-eds.
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Steve Laughlin : Big? What's anything big doing in Missouri?
Ted Grover : Not just Missouri, but, the whole south, the midwest, and all of Canada. A world we never new existed. A world that digs folk singing and country music, the most. And they dig it for 10 million bucks a year!
Steve Laughlin : What'd you say? Dollars?
Ted Grover : Dollars!
Steve Laughlin : What? For folk singing?
Ted Grover : Folk singing.
Steve Laughlin : Hey, I think I'm going to like Missouri.
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Steve Laughlin : Sveetheart, come over here for a second. There is a law in physics that seems to apply to dis very situation. When an irresistible force, meets an immovable object...
Steve Laughlin , A.G. Bannister : Somesings got to give.
Steve Laughlin : Ya. I'll leave you with that little thought.
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Steve Laughlin : Now what?
Ted Grover : Now, my little bookkeeper's about to show off her assets.
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Steve Laughlin : She's a-learnin' me hootenanny.
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Billie-Jo Henley : [to Ted] What is all this about foam soap?
Steve Laughlin : Oh, just a little joke that gets him in a lather.
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Billie-Jo Henley : This whole thing was Ted's idea. I didn't promote him. What's more, I don't even need him. Dig?
Steve Laughlin : Dig.
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Steve Laughlin : Look, you kook.
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Steve Laughlin : If you can pull this off, I'll buy you the biggest bottle of champagne you ever got soused on.
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Steve Laughlin : Oh-oh! That's funny. That's very funny. I bet you're one of those - real sick comics.
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Steve Laughlin : A lot of things have happened. He's mixed-up. This is the wrong time to give him the dirty end of the stick.
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Steve Laughlin : She's retiring, booby.