The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
Jack MacGowran: Professor Abronsius
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Quotes
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Professor Abronsius : Takes me for a nincompoop, that necrophile.
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Professor Abronsius : A castle without a crypt is like a unicorn without a horn.
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Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant : Shouldn't we build a barricade?
Professor Abronsius : No, that would be bad tactics.
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Professor Abronsius : Did you hear how he held his own? On the subject of the bats? Really sound arguments. Not like those morons from Königsberg.
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Professor Abronsius : [Alfred joining the Professor in his bed] What are you doing?
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant : I'm going to bed.
Professor Abronsius : What has come over you? Go to your own bed!
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant : Alone?
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Professor Abronsius : He displeased me as much this evening as he impressed me the first time.
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Professor Abronsius : [to Shagal] I'm not completely daft, you know.
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Professor Abronsius : [directing Alfred's attention to the hanging bunches of garlic inside the inn] Garlic, my boy!
Alfred, Abronsius' Assistant : You think--?
Professor Abronsius : Almost without a doubt.
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Professor Abronsius : Is there a Castle nearby?
Village Idiot : There's a Castle!
[the crowd muffles him]
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Rebecca Shagal : [referring to the wooden stake] Stick it vhere?
Professor Abronsius : Alas, Madame Shagal, I have already explained to you, the body of Mr. Shagal is destroyed; but, one can save his soul.
Rebecca Shagal : With this?
Professor Abronsius : By sticking it in.
Rebecca Shagal : Sticking it in?
Professor Abronsius : Yes.
Rebecca Shagal : Vhere?
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Professor Abronsius : For the sake of Shagal's daughter, open it!
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Professor Abronsius : [shouting down the chimney like the Voice of God] Shagal, about that girl...
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : Yeah?
Professor Abronsius : Don't you touch her!
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : Ah! I'm not touching! Who's touching?
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Professor Abronsius : After a good transfusion - and a few days rest, you will be as right as rain, my child.
