Family Ties (1982–1989)
Michael J. Fox: Alex P. Keaton
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Quotes
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Alex P. Keaton : Remember when we were kids and I run you over with my bicycle?
Erwin 'Skippy' Handleman : Yes.
Alex P. Keaton : I have a car now.
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Mallory Keaton : Dad, Alex, this is Jamie Carter.
Alex P. Keaton : Aaaaah!
[jumps into his father's arms]
Steven Keaton : It's okay, Alex. She said Jamie, not Jimmy.
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Elyse Keaton : Alex was offended by our political magazines and ripped them up.
Alex P. Keaton : You have no proof.
Elyse Keaton : Yes we do. We found your rattle on the floor next to the evidence.
Alex P. Keaton : It could have Mallory's.
Elyse Keaton : It was your Nixon rattle.
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[Uncle Ned is an alcoholic]
Alex P. Keaton : You just drank a whole bottle of vanilla extract.
Ned Donnelly : I'm sorry; did you want some?
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[drunken Ned throws newspaper clipping in the fireplace]
Alex P. Keaton : Hey, don't do that. Here give me those.
Ned Donnelly : Leave me alone!
Alex P. Keaton : Give me those!
Ned Donnelly : [screaming] LEAVE ME ALONE!
[slaps Alex]
Steven Keaton : What the hell are you doing?
Ned Donnelly : I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. Sorry, Alex.
[Ned cries]
Steven Keaton : [quietly, but furious] All right, Ned. That's it. It's over. Right now, either you get some help... or you get the hell outta my house.
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Alex P. Keaton : Hey, I don't mind if I toot my own horn. Toot, toot!
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Steven Keaton : I can't wait to try this Pasta Alex, Alex.
[Speaks with womanly voice]
Alex P. Keaton : I love a man with a healthy appetite.
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Alex P. Keaton : People who have money don't need people.
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Alex P. Keaton : Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial.
Mallory Keaton : Alex you know that could be any one of my friends.
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[about his new boss, Rebecca Ryan]
Alex P. Keaton : Face it, Keaton. She wants you.
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Alex P. Keaton : It's just like taking candy from a baby.
Jennifer Keaton : Brings back memories.
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Alex P. Keaton : [after Nick makes Andy a dream hat, to help him go to sleep] I had not idea Nick could be so... useful.
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Alex P. Keaton : [Mallory scored higher than Alex on an IQ test] I want you, Mallory! I want you! I can take you with one brain tied behind my back!
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Steven Keaton : I love you, Elyse.
Elyse Keaton : No, I love you more, Steven.
[Elyse and Steven make kissy noises through the telephone]
Alex P. Keaton : [shouting from upstairs] Oh, for crying... will you hang up the phone?
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Alex P. Keaton : [Referring to a current infatuation] Of all the Basic Applied Economic Principles of Capitalism in the Post-Industrial Era Seminars in the world, you had to walk into mine.
