Teen-age Fantasies: An Adult Documentary (1972) User Reviews (4)

Bordering early hardcore with sex hygiene films

[murking · 7/10 · 3 March 2006]

The scratchy film start with the usual medical disclaimer, advocating the great social changes the 60s produced, as well as the new legislation that made sex film not prosecutable by obscenity laws. This is a very early attempt to integrate porn performers, actual couples, odd sex couplings with the scientific approach of the earlier sex hygiene films which before were the only way you were gonna see that THANG in action. There's a couple scenes of young couples describing then performing their preferred modes of intercourse, a scene with an old guy and a young girl we could really do without. But what holds this film together is the charming and gorgeous Rene Bond. She's so cute and inviting...and performs a lot of fellatio! 5 or 6 in fact. Fully descriptive and so disarming. You don't even have to see her whole body, which you don't. The head is enough!

Vintage hardcore hit holds up pretty well

[lor_ · 12 August 2010]

Featuring irresistible wraparound footage starring Rene Bond, TEENAGE FANTASIES was a breakthrough XXX film back in its day, and is still pleasing audiences thanks to several current video reissues.

Contrary to the ignorant and misleading "review" previously posted on IMDb calling it an answer film to the German "Schoolgirl Report" series, this hardcore American picture bears no resemblance to them. This one's hard, they were soft, this is all-sex and they were real movies with action scenes, sets, exteriors and real budgets. They were made for entirely different theatrical markets -basically apples and oranges. Furthermore, none of the German films started to be imported to America until 1972 and later, AFTER this Rene Bond film had already had its run. I recall the chronology first-hand, as I watched many of the Ernst Hofbauer and Erwin C. Dietrich beauties at my local Cleveland (and Akron/Canton) drive-ins in the mid-'70s.

Format is styled as its title implies to be semi-documentary, in order to avoid censorship hassles. The recurring scene of Bond talking to the camera and giving a terrific blow job is certainly what makes TF a keeper, and was exciting enough to be reprised almost exactly by Joe Sarno in the '80s with Little Oral Annie doing the honors.

Rest of the film consists of n.s.g. vignettes purporting to display these fantasies, involving everything from an unappealing old guy to an underage looking teenage boy. Zero production values reduce these segments to porno filler.

But Rene's inimitable personality comes through in her segments, shot in choker closeup so that you don't even see a bare breast let alone Bond nude. The gag here is that she keeps getting her disembodied male partner to ejaculate by a combination of hand job and fellatio, over and over again. It would appear to be the same guy (with amazing recuperative powers), presumably her paramour Ric Lutze (who is paired with a different actress in one of the vignettes), and at one point she makes a bet with the viewer that she can get him off in under a minute. I'm sure there were no takers on that challenge amongst her legion of fans.

Something Weird version appears to be complete, while a more recent After Hours Cinema edition retitled "The Sounds of Sex" (on a Rene Bond three-pack) is truncated.

An enjoyably raw'n'raunchy piece of 70's hardcore porno sleaze

[Woodyanders · 8/10 · 11 November 2007]

This so-called "adult documentary" purports to be an illuminating educational expose on libidinous adolescents and their most tantalizing carnal fantasies, but it's actually just a feeble excuse to show all kinds of folks engaging in raw'n'raunchy sex. Delectable chipmunk-cheeked cutie Rene Bond serves as our luscious hostess who joyfully performs fellatio on several lucky guys with shocking and sizzling abandon. Among the erotic vignettes are a virgin going all the wicked wanton way for the first time, adorably slinky brunette minx Suzanne Fields aggressively seducing her meek boyfriend, and a creepy old dude getting it on with some juicy young jailbait babe. While all of these segments are every bit as sleazy and arousing as they ought to be, the definite sordid highlight occurs when one lovely lass is furiously sodomized by her boyfriend. The production values are really crude, with no music and very rough no-frills cinematography. However, if lowdown scuzzy sexual thrills are what you're looking for, then this blithely seedy early 70's hardcore classic is the total trashy ticket, baby.

American Answer to Germany's Schoolgirl Report

[Michael_Elliott · 18 May 2010]

Teen-age Fantasies: An Adult Documentary (1971)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Adult film pretends to be a documentary and tell us what various girls fantasize about. The stories include a dorky guy being seduced, an old man getting to revisit his high school days, a girl wanting a guy to really love her and another girl who gets turned on by watching her friend get it on with her boyfriend. Wrapped around these stories we have a woman (Rene Bond) telling us her fascination with oral sex and why she loves men so much. This thing clocks in at 57-minutes and in a lot of ways it seems to be an answer to the German series SCHOOLGIRL REPORT, which had been made the previous year and was bring in major dollars in America. This here of course features real sex but I was surprised to see how erotic it actually was and the seedy situations just screams the 1970s. Going through the films of Bond I'm starting to see why she's gotten such a cult following today because she certainly has a certain charm that jumps off the screen. Her character here is someone you could easily fall for as she just seems to be having fun and her sexual freedom really comes to life. The dialogue they have her saying is pretty funny to hear. It should also be noted that you don't see her naked in a single shot. The other "stories" are all the type of cheap incidents that you'd expect to see in a movie like this but fans of the 70s adult film will probably enjoy this one here.