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  • ARMY MEN: SARGE'S HEROES is a great game that's imaginative yet simple at the same times. Plot: General Plastro of the Tan Army Men have discovered a way to teleport from the real world on Earth to their imaginary, never ending war world. The Tan Army has taken five of the best soldiers from the rival Green Army hostage. Those soldiers are: Riff, the saxophone playin' bazooka man; Hoover, the geeky-looking but ever vigilent minesweeper; Shrap, the surfer-dude, mortar man; Thick, the hard-as-steel headed M-60 machine gunner; and Scorch, the intense, pyromaniac flamethrower. The man sent in to retrieve them is their leader, Sgt. Hawk, or Sarge. Along the way you'll encounter drown-worthy bath water, killer spiders, way-too-tall couches, and slippery soap covered tile floors, with plenty of Tan soldiers, choppers, tanks, and the supposedly-neutral, double-crossing Blue Army.

    KIDS: don't leave your different-colored toy soldiers together.
  • The best thing in this game is the real life army arsenal you get, the basic weapon is a M16, you can pick a infantry mowing Machine gun, Grenades, long range Mortars, close combat Shotgun, sweet commando standard silenced Sniper Rifle(My favourite), tank busting Bazooka, Grenade Launcher, bundles of TNT, Mines and Mine Detectors and of course the deadly flamethrower. The only flaw is the controls of the game, turning around takes a few second and when running and trying to turn around it takes an hour, so when baddies come from behind you, it hurts a lot.

    The plot is simple: 2 armies Tan led by General Plastro and Green led by Colonel Grimm, battle eachother in a alternate dimension but the twist is the armies are plastic soldiers. The Tan had somehow found a strange portal that leads to real life earth, though they are the size of regular toy soldiers, they take other toys from earth and use them as weapons against the Green army. The Greens have a special unit called Bravo squadron led by Sarge who is the main hero that agrees to stop the Tan and their aggression, he will also have to rescue his men from his company as well that have been captured.