. . . to date regarding the 8 minute, 35.92-second short from 1948--THIS THEATRE AND YOU--let me try to flesh things out a little more. First of all, congratulations if you're here through "thinking outside the box" (as I'm pretty sure that this site has misspelled the title I thought I saw on screen for this short; namely THIS THEATER AND YOU, which--due to a defective search engine program--will NEVER connect you with this page, even if you try a million times; if, on the other hand, you easily got here because you're a Britisher or a fellow-traveling Anglophile, then I take back my kudos). In a word, this short claims that American movie theaters--or the more pretentious and far fewer U.S. movie "THEATRES"--can butter your toast, poach your eggs, slop your pigs, lick your stamps, change your oil, replace burned out light bulbs, educate your kids, milk your goats, file your nails, nail your--oops, I better not type that one, but hopefully you get my--and this public service announcement's--meaning now.