Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Cadillac (1996)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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Morty : Alright, are you ready to eat?
Helen : Oh, right, let's go. Jerry, let's go, it's time to eat. We're going to dinner.
Jerry Seinfeld : Dinner? What time is it?
Helen : It's 4:30
Jerry Seinfeld : 4:30? Who eats dinner at 4:30?
Morty : By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5.
Jerry Seinfeld : I don't understand why we have to eat now.
Helen : We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
Morty : Yeah. They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for $4.95. You know what that cost you after 6?
Jerry Seinfeld : Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat, okay?
Helen : You're not buying us dinner.
Jerry Seinfeld : I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!
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Jerry Seinfeld : [tossing and turning] Stupid foldout... Why did they have the bar in the middle of the bed?
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[first lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : Old people in Florida, they drive slow, and they sit low. Right? That is their motto. The state flag of Florida should be, like, a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it. And that left-turn signal on from when they left the house that morning. Right? That's a legal turn in Florida. It's known as an eventual left. And old people get to a certain age where, when they back out of the driveway... they don't look. You know what I mean? They're... They just feel like: "Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back. I survived. Let's see if you can."
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Jerry Seinfeld : Well, what d'you think?
Morty : Look at this! Look at this! You bought a Cadillac?
Jerry Seinfeld : I bought it for you. It's yours.
Morty : You what? You bought me a Cadillac?
Jerry Seinfeld : I bought you a Cadillac, here you go.
Helen : Are you out of your mind?
Jerry Seinfeld : What?
Morty : You don't want it? Are you kidding?
Helen : He's not buying us a Cadillac.
Morty : What are you, nuts?
Helen : It's a very nice gesture Jerry, but take it back.
Morty : Can you believe this?
Helen : I'm not letting him buy us a Cadillac. He hasn't got that kind of money.