Sat, Aug 1, 2020
THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode IV A NEW COPING MECHANISM Re-opening the schools before it is safe is a BAD IDEA. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to thrives in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After more than half a decade producing a live, in-person cult comedy show at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. They are joined by their nap-obsessed, snack-eating, sausage-freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you and all your friends to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS RICK OVERTON DANIELLA PINEDA #AmeRICKanGraffiti #OvertonOfTheJedi #WillowYouPleaseWearAMask #DaniellacanGraffiti #PinedasOfTheLostArk #JurassickWorld.
Sat, Jul 25, 2020
THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode III ASKEW OF THE VIEWS Snoochie Boochies. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 long years the slightest of cult comedy sensations at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly finds itself without a home due to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon's undermerchandized series, THE TICK), joined by their snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have now officially re-launched their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. Aided at times by the public domain music of VLAD GLUSCHENKO (though the original theme music you are hearing right now is by RYAN MILLER from GUSTER) and a smattering of surprise visits from various FRIENDS, George And Watto seek to reinvent the talk show with a bold new format in which their shortest episodes have been at least 60 seconds longer than MARTIN SCORSESE'S THE IRISHMAN...will tonight be any different? Find out tonight, on THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. - THIS WEEK'S GUEST KEVIN SMITH #Clerkskywalker #Mallwomprats #THX113Amy #Dogmandalorian #ReyAndSilentBb8StrikeBack #JynErsoGirl #ClerksIID2 #HanAndChewieMakeAPorno #CoptainEOut #RedStateTails #TuskanRaiders #YodaHosers #ReyAndSilentBb8REBOot #SnoochieBabuchies.
Sat, Aug 29, 2020
POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DeJOY SHOULD BE IN PRISON. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has now existed as a digital livestream on PLANET SCUM for almost four full months and more than 127 HOURS of streamcasting. Hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as "costume friendly," the in-person version of this show ran at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE for 6 years, until retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is going to be with us for a while thanks to the 40% of the population that can't follow simple instructions to WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their nap snacking, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us..
Sat, Sep 26, 2020
The pandemic continues. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still safely livestreaming every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After many years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are doing their best to keep doing shows despite being separated by thousands of miles. It is exhausting. It is going to be at least a year before things can even be anywhere close to normal. Please wear a mask. They are joined by a messy bitch who lives for the drama and is trying to get fired, producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us..
Sat, Jul 11, 2020
THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode I DIGITAL MAGIC Wear a mask. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 years a modest cult sensation at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly found itself without a home. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon Prime's canceled-too-soon phenomenon THE TICK), joined by their occasionally exhausted producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have decided to officially re-launch their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS CHRIS REDD MARY HOLLAND.
Sat, Aug 8, 2020
DO NOT RE-OPEN THE SCHOOLS UNTIL IT IS SAFE. Also, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is back for another week of conversational THRILLS and CHILLS in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, butter-eating producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LEA THOMPSON BOBBY MOYNIHAN. #AmericanGrabobby #MoynihanSolo #RedDuckTails #LEAbyrinth #THX-0MPS0N #HowardIsItToWearAMask #SeriouslyWhatTheDuck.
Sat, Aug 22, 2020
Episode VI REVENGE OF THE RETURN OF THE JEDI RE-OPENING SCHOOLS IS FOR DISEASE-SPREADING FOOLS. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its fully digital journey into new realms of socially distant conversation and twitchy fun on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) remain separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack napping, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, if anyone from VANITY FAIR wants to write a long lead article about this show and all the money we have raised for charity this year, we think it would be a great, inspiring story with lots of fun and interesting details. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LAUREN LAPKUS CHRIS ELIOPOLOUS.
Sat, Sep 5, 2020
STRANGE MAGIC is on DISNEY+ again. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still being discovered by literally dozens of new viewers every Sunday here on PLANET SCUM. After years of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, druther-hoarding producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us..