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  • I have seen a lot of Nik Box flicks so far and this wasn't my thing, well, it could have been my thing but it is rather too slow to make it suspenseful. I know that Nik makes flicks for a few pounds but it just clocks in too long. Some scene's take ages before a thing happens.

    Just have a look at the drug addicts, that takes a bit too long or the scene were a couple wants to make love. Way too long, but it surprised me that Helen Maenad shows her juggs for a long time.

    The look of this flick is typical Nik, all effects done in post production to give it an exploitation look. But no other effects were used, not a drip of blood or anything else.

    There are better things out from Nik to watch, still, a nice effort but it should clock in under 30 minutes to make it enjoyable.

    Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 0/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0/5
  • Brutal as in horrible. I understand that this had no budget, but really? I honestly think my 12 year old son could come up with something more entertaining. In fact I'm sure of it. I'm not even going to try to explain the "plot." I commend anyone who goes through everything it takes to make a film, but I will also rate those films accordingly. Some people can make something from next to nothing, but not these makers. Sometimes it takes more than passion to make a film. It also takes talent and the ability to tell a good story, something that is most definitely lacking here. Brutal Jesus is just that, brutal...and not in a good way.