I hear them crawling in the walls at night. I wake up in a cold sweat to the sound of giggling "Tell us another story!" I run out of the room. Splash cold water on my face. Then look up into the mirror and for a moment I swear my eyes look cold and hollow, like voids staring into the pits of hell themselves. I run outside in a panic, trembling as my heart pounds. Maybe some fresh air will help. But to my horror, as I gaze up into the clouds, a single hot air balloon passes above me. I know now that there is no escape. This was Bible Town all along. We are all Bible Town. Our memories are fake. Simple delusions we have created to escape the reality that there is no true life outside of this hell inhabited by plastic soulless children who feed on the sanity of humans like you and me.
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Movieviewer72915 December 2021
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Saw-it-on-Tubi28 October 2019Nothing about this is good. Half the time the visuals don't match what the narrator is saying. It looks like their slides were put in the wrong order and no one cared enough to fix it.
I gave up watching within the first 15 minutes. -
adamwfoster30 November 2019My wife checked this out from the library. Now our kids are afraid of the Bible.
The animation is terrible. The writing is awful. Our kids think it's a comedy. -
jeremycrimsonfox8 February 2022No seriously, it would, as this feels like a movie that was rushed to get on the market. Watching this, I see this was made outside the U. S. as the English voice lines do not sync with the lip movements of the characters, which is lazy as all it could take is to redo the lip movements to match the language. Also, the characters used are not designed well, and when they tell bible stories, they either don't show images related to the bible story, or if they do, are way out of sync with the voice acting. There is no excuse for releasing an English dub of any animation in this state, and Bible Town just proves itself as a lazy attempt made to earn a quick buck off unsuspecting Christian families looking for Bible videos for the kids.
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cinimodder1 February 2019Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch it physically hurts stop I wanna commit despacito
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alfadolhazem20 September 2021This movie has some of the worst animation I have seen in a movie. The plot is the following: Three kids get a big ass hot air balloon. They travel to Bible Town, while telling every single story in the bible. When they get to the town, they listen to more stories for 10 minutes, and that's it. You might as well read the bible instead of watching this movie.
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papelindholm31 March 2021Indoctrination attempts in such guise that actually challenge the tenets of the belief behind the theology more than they approve of, is on the very brink of being audacious, if not flat out obscene. The only things in favour of this manure, be it a mere blunder of the producers, are the empty eyed characters matching their as hollow regurgitations. For shame, whoever put this onto the market.
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catjohanson12 September 2021The animation and lip-sinking is terrible, the plot is non-existent, and the voice-acting egregious.
The entirety of this movie is the characters reading bible stories with their dead eyes and empty voices.
It's nothing more than a way to spread the gospel, and has no substance. -
tussuck18 October 2018Some things should best be left in written form and in this instance Bible Town should never have made i t to the screen. Some of the worst animation you will; which in this day and age is a feat in itself and the voices just do not gel with the characters. Overall it comes across as though a fringe set people somehow got money from a church and decided to spread the message; with the result being a fail.
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hateredblast20 September 2021I've seen some bad movies, but WHOA! This is absolutely mindblowing!
Plot: none, just a bunch of lobotomites regurgitating bible stories Characters: glass-eyed drooling lobotomites Voice-acting: souless, atrocious with the third kid being barely audible Assets: random stock models for 5% each Lip synching: the what now?
Christians, dont fall for this! You deserve better! -
IShowSpeed24 August 2022In the name of god, this is absolutely trash. Only reason these kinds of movies/games get made is because of those Christian soccer moms. I wonder if they do well in the box office??
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gracewright-209204 January 2024A beautiful masterpiece of a movie the stories and lessons in this movie are beautiful and teach you to be a beautiful person I cried when watching this masterpiece I highly recommend you show this to your little ones to teach them the rightful ways of life to not be a evil sinner and to be a beautiful young man/woman when you show him/her this movie they'll understand what you were talking about this is a masterpiece of a movie I don't know why it got so many bad reviews it is a masterpiece of a movie if only they made a sequel to this masterpiece of a movie I highly recommend you watch this movie.
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ndavenport-3220715 November 2023Bible town is the best most beautiful most fantastical movie ever. Period. This movie gives FINDING JESUS a run for its money as the best christian movie. This should be a compulsory watch as all school boys should have to watch this masterpiece. The movie really gets the values and teachings of the bible across. I put this movie on while me and the wife read the bible. The twist ending is magical (no spoilers). The kids LOVE BIBLE TOWN. They cry tears of joy every time i put it on. Everyone loves bible town all the bad reviews you see are an inside joke. We love bible town. You love bible town. We all love bible town.
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BigKlevice23 July 2019As a Christian myself, I find this film satisfying in showing the wonders and diversity of Christianity and Christians, it has fantastic CGI and even better voice acting, other animated films such as Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (2018) and WALL-E (2008) can't even reach the sheer creativity and beauty that this film presents. This film is up there with other great films like Bee Movie (2007) and Planet 51 (2009). Great job WowNow Entertainment you made another masterpiece for all ages to enjoy.
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tazzerwaggly21 December 2020Best movie ever this is the best movie I have ever seen, I rate it a 10/10 because it deserves it. If u don't rate it a 10/10 then u are going to hell and that u are a sinner.
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AdamSandlersFather23 July 2019I'm suprised such an amazing film as this could be one about religion, people rating this movie a 1 are trolls, this movie is anything but a 1. Again a very complex movie with deep emotions and amazing character development as well as a clear narrative. One thing that I loved about this movie was the LGBTQIA+ representation none of these characters had genders and that was very bold of the writers. I love how Morgan Freemans character (Blacky) and Adam Sandlers character (New York Guy) grow as friends. Also as a christian man myself this movie really portrayed Jesus correctly. A great film couldn't have asked for more.