• Warning: Spoilers
    Straight from the get go in the 1st episode you are bombarded by a pathetic voice over from that horrible woman, cramming some BS about her family etc down your throat. It instantly obliterated my perception of a 'mystery' show and made me think I was actually watching some asinine rom com/soap opera, or the wrong series.

    Then cut to mom and dad saying something cringe to her, the husband telling his wife on the plane to go ahead and see this other guy, because "you deserve it". Wow. The writers are really setting up an awesome start to this show aren't they? The acting from all involved is contrived as can be, irritating and cringe.

    Absolutely ZERO build up to the plane going up in the air or before it experiences turbulence. It's over before you can blink, and they have landed on another airport greeted by blaring sirens, the FBI blah blah blah. Then the genius husband says "something must be happening".

    I couldn't take it anymore after 15 mins. With such a diabolical opening and a female character I could not stand, it was not a good start.

    I can't believe this series isn't satire or a black comedy, as that's exactly what it felt like.

    Check out the woman over acting in hideous style in the passenger and pilot and crew FBI interviews. It's so laughable.

    Congratulations on making the worst intro to a series I have ever seen. Anyone of you who made it past 15 mins...why? Did you think it was going to get any better?

    Avoid like the plague.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    I was following the production of this documentary on social media, with lame replies from Randall and crew saying be patient, it's coming, etc etc etc. This was well over 7 years ago! Year after year went past and their replies just went dead all of a sudden, so I thought, you know what, I'm done waiting and gave up on them. I also deleted my social media account over 3 years ago. So they probably updated the status of their documentary at some point and obviously I never got to see it.

    Then I was watching the 'Bedtime Stories' channel on youtube recently (highly recommend) who did a story about this, and suddenly remembered the documentary. So I looked it up expecting it to still be dead in the water only to find out in was released May of this year! I only watched the documentary because Ariel School is up there with one of my favourite UFO/Alien stories.

    Wow....we waited this long for this? Terribly filmed with what looks like cheap DSLR cameras or even a smart phone with a film app for that matter, by someone who is obviously a terrible cameraman. While I appreciate the effort put into making this, it just fell utterly flat on it's face.

    The only interesting bits worth watching are the 1994 segments of the children being interviewed and everything filmed back then. You will see footage you haven't seen on youtube before. The rest is disjointed, rushes through interviewers with the now adult children, and spends most of it's time filming Emily Trim, without delving into what she really experienced and felt. She also became annoying.

    Just totally disappointing. This doco just doesn't get into the grit of the story and neglects the other witnesses. For example getting them all together or having people deeply interested with their experiences talking to them etc etc. So many things could have been done but no.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    This doco says it's two people doing all the work yet there's a second camera man (third person) who is with them the entire time who gets zero credit. How lame is that?

    What I hate about this documentary series are the pathetic staged dramatic scenes they add in which just ruins all credibility and makes them look like clowns. Some unidentified people they come across and pretend to be scared of are clearly actors. They interview people like it's an interrogation and the interview style is extremely unprofessional and rude. I want to hear more of the people being interviewed not listen to that insufferable 'journalist' blabber throughout. Couldn't stand her.

    The music if you can call it that and sound effects are dire and really off-putting. Completely unnecessary and cheapen the already poor production.

    They accomplish nothing and the series should surely be called 'Missing' in the Wild not 'Lost'.

    They could have made this doco series really intriguing, but it's yet again ruined by staged BS. Watch it and you will see what I mean.
  • I've never liked the Halloween series, I think they are utter garbage. Ohhhh a lunatic with a knife and mask killing people, how exciting! The only reason I saw this pile of utter BS is because it was my freinds birthday, and he wanted to see it, so I got us tickets.

    I knew I wouldn't like it, but F me, I had no idea how insufferable it would be. It's worse than a film student movie, with pathetic acting, dialogue and boring death scenes. My sanity felt drained after watching. I absolutely despised Halloween Kills. Utter garbage.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    As soon as the woman behind the bar starting doing ninja moves on the biker thug, I turned the film off. What a joke. This is meant to be serious? Not on my watch!
  • 2 September 2021
    Warning: Spoilers
    The pretentious camera work with these pathetic continuous long shots is just all showboating garbage to 'win' awards. YAWN. It;s been done to death Sam. Theres nothing special about the cinematography. It;s not bad, but takes away any intimacy of any scene. Think of Platoon then look at this mess. No where near the calibre of Platoon. You are literally a fly on the wall thoughout the entire film. The main character Schofield was a total wimp, posh boy, and a moron to boot. His friend was just as useless. Glad he got shanked and died, he was a moron as well. So many stupid things they do that just makes you shake your head in disbeleif:

    1) Kicking over a bucket of hot coals and talking loudly while you have just arrived in a German trench. What a fabulous idea! A rat (lol) sets off a trip wire and both characters get blown back and not a scratch on them.

    2) Not paying attention while exiting the crumbling trench and chatting like they are going for a stroll in their local park. Not looking out for other trip wires or landmines or enemies. Never taking a moment to take cover and observe buildings before they approach. They just walk right up to everything in the open.

    3) Helping a downed German pilot rather than blowing his brains out or letting him burn to death. Instead they help him and fat boy manages to let the German pilot gut him with a knife. Serves you right. Then he dies. Good. Knew it was coming anyway. Theres gratitude for you from the German. Then posh boy finds some delicious fresh milk and bottles it, then magically out of nowhere another battalion teleport to his location without making a sound to give him a ride. How convenient!

    4) When he is dropped off, the German sniper/rifleman was literally 20 feet away and should/could have been shooting at them all, but waits until posh boy is alone and then lets off shots. Posh boy nails him pretty quickly with precision aim. The convoy would have heard that shot and gone back to help him. But not in this movie.

    5) Posh boy goes into the building where the sniper is and opens the door to the room the sniper is in, completely exposing himself and the sniper is still alive. They both take a shot at each other and it's CLEARLY implied posh boy takes a bullet to the chest/torso and flies backwards down the stairs knocking himself out. Yet he wakes up and hasn't been shot? I'm guessing his canteen bottle saved him? Great directing there.

    6) It;s at this point where you wonder WTF posh boy is doing as he exits the building at night with flares going up in the air and he just meanders along like a sitting duck along the main path way, instead of legging it to the sides amongst the ruins for much better cover. It it because he is concussed? He seems to be alert enough to know whats going on but makes pi$$ poor choices.

    7) I couldnt beleive it when he stands infront of a huge burning building, yet again exposed, and sees another soldier approaching. Instead of thinking oh $hit, it might be a German, he walks TOWARD the soldier like oh hey dude hows it going, and then the soldier shoots at him. It only then clicks that its a German and he starts running. Jesus wept.

    7) The German misses him and doesnt see him scramble into a hatch underground, and then meets a French girl with a baby, puts down his gun, sits down, and chills. The German soldier is obviously looking for him and is not far away, and there could be more, but yet again reality goes out the window for some reason. I won't even bother with a milk bit.

    8) He;s back on his feet and more Germans spot him and shoot at him, missing. Posh boy sees a German soldier drunk and puking up, then runs into a German his own age, pinning him up against a pillar and puts his hand over his mouth then lets go. The German predictably yells to his drunk buddy so posh boy strangles him. Seriously, you are alone surrounded by Germans and think you can barter with them to shut up? What did he think the German dude was going to do even if he kept his mouth shut? Where is posh boy's survival instict? He's too soft and should be as brutal and unforgiving as he can in his circumstance, but nooooooo.

    9) It's at this point I really was fed up with the dire writing. Posh boy leaves his gun, his ONLY gun on the floor, where as he had time to pick it up and EASILY bayonet the incapacitated German to death but instead shoves him over and legs it! Hahahaha. So he runs and runs while more Germans shoot at him and jumps off a ledge into rapids which didnt exist there in real life.

    10) You still with me? God bless ya. Well, posh boy is washed down the river til he reaches a load of dead floating corpses, climbs over them, crawls onto the embankment and has a good cry. He can't beleive he gave his munch to the French bird as hes starving. He then walks through a woodland area and hears singing (you couldnt make it up). And how lovely, the battalion he has fought so so hard to reach are all sitting there listening to the soothing voice of a soldier singing. Cringe.

    11) He runs above the trench dodging shells like Mr Invinceable to deliver a letter to Bend-a-dik Cumber-B!tch, who tells him to eff aaawf after receiving the letter and reading it, and calling off the attack. Posh boy meets his dead mates olde brother, then the film ends with him leaning up against a tree, just like at the beginning of the film, except fat boy is dead.

    The end. Utter guff and grossly over rated. Platoon kicks 1917's a$$.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Andrew Garfield, who looks like a human worm (look at that neck), is pathetic in this. Film starts off with that cheesey, hilarious country western voiced narration at the beginning, which was as bad as the one from The Thin Red Line, another turd of a movie.

    Vomit inducing and sanity testing love story with a nurse which has been done to death. "Yes ma'am, no ma'am" over and over. Plus the cliche done to death childhood scene. "Hey wait up bro! Hehehe I'll race you to the top of some rocks which foreshadows what I will be doing when I go to war as a man bro!" Then KO's his bro with a brick. Garfields smile makes him look like E. T. He really got on my nerves. Andrew phone home, like he phoned in his performance.

    So he's a good ole god fearing country boy who refuses to use a weapon in war, but is more than happy to let his comrades blow apart the Japanese to cover his behind while being Super Duper Medic Man to the rescue. What's the difference? Without guns he would be dead. And he uses morphine? Aren't drugs bad too bro?

    He also dabbles in a game of American Football and Handball during 'combat' by deflecting and kicking away a couple of naughty grenades. You couldn't make it up. He also kindly helps out a wounded Japanese soldier. Gee what a guy.

    I was laughing watching the Yanks flying through the air in slow motion, in typical Hollywood far fetched fashion, they were all striking a pose while dying or getting hit.

    As many other people have mentioned, all the Japanese needed to do was cut the rope netting. Vince Vaughn was a joke. It came across as satire.

    This movie blew. Religous propaganda, America is the bestest and wins etc etc blah blah. You've seen it all before folks.
  • I was left with a bitter taste in my mouth after watching Filmworker. It's inexcusable to me that Vitali was exploited in many regards, and that Kubrick paid Vitali peanuts in return for Vitali dedicating his life and acting career to be Kubricks personal workhorse. Yes, Vitali wanted to do this, but I think the man went way too far, letting this so called 'genius' work him to the bone and Vitali ending up needing financial help from his own children.

    I don't care how amazing or 'genius' a director is, I would never trade time with my family for some director. Vitali doesn't get the recognition or respect he deserves. If you are losing sleep every night and being worked to the bone just to please some 'god', you are going to end up strung out and your health, mental well being and sanity will greatly suffer.

    Vitali looked like he hadn't slept in years, it was painful watching how gaunt and wrecked he looked. Jesus wept.

    I'd also imagined that Vitali would go on to make a film of his own after learning all the craft from Kubrick, but no.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    The worst most painful film I have seen recently, and I have seen some stinkers.

    The lead actress is an annoying AF Dora The Explorer who grated on my nerves throughout the movie. Worthless actress.

    No scares to be found, pi$$ poor dialogue and characters, weak story that is all over the place. The monster reveal was utterly pathetic. Can it get any worse with "im a mother effing bruja"? Yes it can! What was the point of her taking hard drugs? None! And if that was supposed to be heroin she was injecting, its badly done. Jesus this film blew.

    Avoid like the plague. The director had no clue as to what he was doing. Total borefest from start to finish.
  • What pathetic fake reviews for this turd of a 'movie'. All using the word 'masterpiece' LOL. This movie is utterly atrocious and devoid of any artistic merit.
  • Oh look, Will Patton playing himself yet again. How does this guy get work? Stupid characters, stupid storyline, characters do stupid things and the monsters are laughable. Don't waste your time.
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    What a cop out. Another movie made by hacks too weak to ride their own horse, so they revert to clichés. This poor excuse for a film ripped off Hereditary, Poltergeist 2, The Babadook, and probably some other horror movies.

    The film had potential to be something cohesive with substance, with character development and something original. But NAH, it had to waste viewers time by trying to create atmosphere then give up on itself by reverting to lame jump scares, done to death clichés and boring long drawn out scenes where the characters mumble like morons, with stifled and contrived dialogue. The guy who played the brother had zero charisma, was a total bore to watch.

    In several scenes you know what's coming next. We knew the mother was going to chop her fingers off, etc etc.

    The story, if you can call it that, had no meaning, made no sense. Why does this demon/devil whatever want to possess the fathers dead body? Why not the mother? It has the ability to make people kill themselves anyway, so what's the point? Another thing I can't stand with movies like this is when characters see or witness something creepy and then either don't mention it to the other person, or utter ambiguous diatribe about it. If I saw my dead mother floating outside my bedroom window, and saw her naked coming into the barn towards me, I'd INFORM MY SISTER IMMEDIATELY AND WE WOULD LEAVE WITH DAD!

    And LOL at the doctor saying you can't take your dad to the hospital, you will kill him. Dude, he was in the throes of death anyway, what does it matter? Was this doctor another manifestation of the evil there who liked whispering and making grunting noises?

    This movie blew big time. Sick of seeing nothing original anymore. These movies are pure garbage.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Don't waste your time. All you will see are young people with a shaky home video camera walking through abandoned buildings, talking to each other, discovering a room with a box and there's some hair in it (prob pubes lol), and one girl ends up with the hair in her mouth LOL, and then you see the lamest 'scary' face effect coming towards the camera. Really? WTF is this garbage.

    Also, in the first video the voices are all chipmunk with their faces blurred. Why? The stupid voice change just makes it stupid.

    You'd be better off watching paint dry.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    I was hoping Wade was going to finally crack and go on a revenge spree. Almost every character treats him with pure disdain for no reason, even his own daughter. His daughter was a horrible, miserable little brat, and moaned and complained as soon as she was in Wade's presence. I don't know why he bothered with her. I don't blame him for losing his cool at her in the end. Who wouldn't? She was insufferable. Then soon as Wade loses his job unfairly, oh what a surprise, the woman who said she would think about marrying him does a runner on him, and treats him as if he's his father. Typical. Wade was a good guy who had no true friends.

    The childhood flash backs with the drunk father were very badly done, terrible acting and convoluted.

    I just expected so much more from the story. It dragged on and on, and Defoe's voice over was pathetic and laughable, and the writers could have made the entire story better so they didn't need some lame narration explaining what was going on. Defoe can put out a stellar performance but there was nothing to work with here. I kept waiting and waiting for the film to get its act together.

    Could have been a great, engrossing movie, instead it left me feeling really annoyed and dissatisfied.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Matt Bellamy drives to Bristol from London to pointlessly enquire about his brother's death. On the way, Sting kindly fills his car up with petrol and they both have a sing along. How nice. Matt also gives a ride to a British soldier with PTSD who punches himself in the face and grabs Matt, screams at him to pull over so he can take a wee wee. Matt thinks bugger this knob head, I'm off, and drives off while the squaddie yells abuse. Haha. Take that whacko.

    He then meets a German bird, gets a hot dog, observes porno pics from his brothers photo slider, and oh gosh I can't remember what else happened as I passed out from the utter boredom.
  • He plays himself in every movie. This movie was a bore fest from start to finish. There's no spark or life to Goslings acting. Just a dull lifeless moving model. He was terrible in Blade Runner 2049, Drive, Only God Forgives etc. There's no difference to his acting in any of these films.

    How is this guy famous?
  • Utterly predictable from start to finish. The insufferable back and forth timeline to stretch out your pathetic film's run time because it's devoid of a plot has been done to death. The director and writer were incapable of a linear story with substance.

    This is a copy and paste film made by someone with zero imagination. The characters are one dimensional and bored me to death. The acting was pathetic.

    In conclusion, this film is a total mess, intolerable, and complete amateur hour. I'd strongly advise not wasting your time on this worthless turd.
  • I got 30 mins into this film and couldn't stomach the main actress. Totally unlikeable, whiney, self absorbed and insufferable. Her partner was a total cuck and there's no way I can root for two main actors I can't stand.

    Way to go making me hate the characters almost immediately. Couldn't care less what this film is about or what happened.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Straight away I noticed his Borat voice was so poorly done. Sacha's English accent kept slipping through and was just crap and off-putting. Lazy and rushed.

    This entire movie was a total $hit show from start to finish. Unfunny, pathetic stunts and pranks and unfunny dialogue. The period scene for example and saying to a doctor he put a baby inside his daughter....just not funny, and I'm no prude

    Its a liberal propaganda film pathetically half disguised as a 'comedy' yet theres nothing funny in Borat 2.

    Borat 2 is worlds away from the very funny original Borat. I felt depressed as hell after watching Borat 2. Sacha is a sell out shill and only made Borat 2 as a smear campaign against Trump.

    Pathetic film making.
  • Keanu Reeves looks like a joke reprising his role. Why he agreed to this is beyond me. Every scene is contrived and forced and awful. I turned it off after 30 mins or so. Feminist crap and the daughters were agonizingly annoying.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Hey Natalie Erika James (director), learn how to LIGHT your scenes. I gave up bothering trying to see what you were trying to show when something supposedly creepy was happening.

    What was truly insufferable was your actors WALKING AT A SNAILS PACE in every scene. Its been done to death, does not create any tension and you just abused it to stretch out the films running time. Not impressed. Sick to death of lame characters walking in slow mo. Hurry the F up and get on with it.

    A 50 year old and 20 something year old are over powered by an 80 year old, and then run terrified from her. Seriously? LOL. I was itching for the old bag to die, I really was. I could not stomach her.

    Constant "mum...mum...mum....mum....mum?" dialogue then playing cat and mouse. It truly gets BORING watching the daughter and grand daughter walk in slow mo after the old bag over and over and over.

    This movie is a 'The Babadook wannabe (which wasn't that great either), using pretentious metaphors for depression and Alzheimers. Yawn. Also, the tilting camera shot of the hallway has been done to death and SUCKS.

    The dream sequences were nonsensical and the grannys dementia materialized as an entity/whatever in the house was never fully utilized in my humble opinion.

    The ending? Shes a shell of her former self I take it and her sanity dead in the water. Everything that was her has gone, leaving a corpse. Again, made no sense.

    Also, couldn't stand Bella Heathcote (Sam). Typical millennial bore with zero charisma. Emily Mortimer (Kay) phones in her performance.

    An utter dog turd from start to finish. Have a nice day. Please don't make any more movies, thanks.
  • Awful movie that is so boring and contrived. Also the dialogue is dubbed over.

    Avoid.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Where to start? A lame backstory with the girl being a top swimmer so she can out-swim a gang of patrolling alligators and the father and daughter's pathetic sentimental conversations in between their boring as hell attempts to evade the naughty alligators.

    The movie is filled with lame jump scares, and the first Mr Snappy is shown way too early, totally killing any suspense. The characters make dumb choices over and over. The girl gets death rolled under water with her arm in the alligators mouth and doesnt lose her arm? Yeh...sure. Pointless supporting actors/extras who we know are gunna die are on screen for a few mins then get gobbled up. Why bother?

    The girl goes through a hole in the wall and discovers a nest of eggs which would indicate a mother alligator, hinting at a bigger croc which we get to see briefly after she finds a gun on the dead cop, shoots another croc while it munches on her hand, and then crawls through a pipe with her arm intact. We get to see the mother alligator i believe and then the girl goes to save her drowning father. After reviving him from death, he gets up like nothing has happened and is like "hey girl, go swim through all those alligators and get the boat yah?" So instead of going on the roof which is what any other sane person would do, Olympic swimmer girl goes for a gold medal in a race against the Mr Snappy's.

    Blah blah blah...anyway, they end up on the roof at the end and you are expecting some final show down with the huge mother alligator, the rescue helicopter conveniently shows up and swimmer girl lights a flare and.....THE CREDITS ROLL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.

    I couldn't believe it. What a scam artist the director is. You cheated your audience dude.

    What an awful movie. The main actor was unappealing and i didn't care about her at all.

    Avoid like the plague. This movie is a 'croc'.

    Summary: Do not waste your time on this garbage
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Domhnall Gleeson sleep walks through his role as Doctor Faraday. A character devoid of personality, wit, emotion etc, who speaks in a mind numbing monotone voice throughout the film. It becomes incredibly tedious and annoying early on in. The acting is so boring and one dimensional I wonder why Gleeson bothered.

    Doctor boring Faraday goes to a big mansion to help a posh family, and falls in love with the most equally boring woman (the daughter) who clearly is a terrible match. There is zero chemistry and all 'Caroline' does is waste Faradays time. What was the point in this stupid love story? What did he see in such a misery guts?

    The house is haunted but you only see a few scenes of weird stuff. The movie never takes off and leaves you feeling irritated at having wasted your time sitting through such utter tripe.

    All the posh accents are forced and unbelievable, and the young maids Birmingham accent was atrocious.

    Will Poulters character (the brother) was decent but leaves at some point in the film.

    The house is apparently haunted, but NOTHING is ever explained, explored or sketched out. You are left in the dark the entire movie. Such stupid writing.

    People start dying and I just didn't care. The ending was lame.

    The movie is one big morose fest. Lazy unimaginative directing. This movie goes nowhere.

    Avoid like the plague.
  • Can't believe there is only one review! What is wrong with you people.?

    Paul Kaye is an unsung genius. Strutter is outstanding. Extremely creative and funny. I first came across Kaye on TV around 1998/1999 when he was Dennis the Pennis, and actually thought he was American, not English.

    The fact that Strutter is basically a one man show is a testament to Paul Kayes talent. Utterly under rated. He should be up there with the likes of Sacha Baron Cohen in terms of success.

    The intro alone is hilarious.

    You will never see a comedy show like this again. Especially not in todays SJW" I'm so offended by everything" snowflake twitter lynch mob generation. Its full of in your face politically incorrect gold, and makes no apologies.

    Strutter is superb. If you're not a prude you should love this.
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