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Wow, I'm a huge fan of Danny McBride and David Gordon Green. They need to stay tf outta the horror game. I was so stoked when I first heard they were teaming up to take on the Halloween franchise and boy oh boy what an absolute stinker. The Exorcist Believer is absolute trash. The acting is trash. The directing is trash. The writing is trash. I gave it 2 stars due to a couple cool horror scenes. The little kid that plays Olivia was great. It's unfortunate that she was billed as the star. Pretty sure I know why. She killed it though. Literally everybody else in the film was trash. Especially the main guy Odom Jr. Dude emoted nothing at all times. Watching his daughter wither away from the inside out by a demon and he held the same face the ENTIRE film. Hey McBride and Green, stop ruining horror. Thanks. Two thumbs down and a super long fart noise. DGG and McBride Ruining Horror. Please stop.

These other reviews are hilarious. This movie offers absolutely ZERO. Zero connection, zero emotion, zero scare, ZEROOOOO. The best part of it is the noise the 8mm film makes. That soothing scratchy humming sound. Other than that this dumpster fire is one and forty minute of garbage. Same scene happening over and over and over again. How did this get distributed. Shudder offers a lot of garbage to watch so it makes total sense. But why did IFC midnight swoop the garbage up? I'm a horror fan as it is my favorite genre of film. Skinmamarink or whatever tf it's called is not a horror. It was an hour and forty mins of my life I'll never get back. Enough with these 5 and above star reviews. 👎🏻👎🏻 And a long fart noise.

Baz Luhrmann is the Ridley Scott of McGs.

Elvis is unwatchable. Everything from the leads hard to look at injected face to the awful set design. It felt like watching a horrible play on a bad acid trip. The only decent thing in this thing were the cars. That's it. The cars. Tom Hanks is creepy af which he's great at so that was to be expected that he would nail that. All in all what a poop show. How tf does this Baz Luhrmann get millions of dollars to fund his garbage movies. My god it's bad. Can we stop going to see this guys movies so he can stop making them. Also wtf was with the music in this stinker?! This trash does not do The King justice.

2 thumbs down and a looooooong fart noise.

Welp, took me 2 days to watch Power Of The Dog. I gave it 4 stars because I Ike the actors and I love Johnny Greenwood. Unfortunately Greenwood's score didn't belong in the film at all. In fact it confused me at times. The acting was good, I feel like I've seen these actors play these rolls before and they're good at it. Honestly, wtf is all the hype about? It was an average movie. Definitely wouldn't watch it again. I am a fan of Jesse Plemmons though. 4/10.

It's about 45 mins to long. The acting is meh. The directing is meh. The writing is meh. Super repetitive. Leo has a few moments. Overall it's a meh movie. 4 stars.

Whoa this movie sucks! Only reason I gave it 2 stars is for Kevin Kline and Timothy Olyphant. They get a star each. This movie is not realistic or heart felt. It's comparable to a Lifetime movie but if it was made for children. Ridiculous drama that's completely fantasy. Wtf are these 10 star reviews 😂 Save yourself an hour and a half or if you're into horrible lifetime movies give it a go. Oof. Clearly Melisa McCarthy wanted to act, which she is very capable of doing but it was completely was waisted on this stinker. 👎🏻👎🏻

It's slow, it's boring, I felt nothing for the characters and I turned it off. I couldn't even get through this stinker. The sets look cheap. Felt like I was watching a bad stage show. Not for me. 1 star.

Garbage writing, garbage directing and unfortunately garbage acting from somewhat decent actors but I blame the director for that. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. It's almost 2 hours long and out of the the almost 2 hours there's maybe 10 seconds of creepy scenes thanks to the creepy guy but other than that oof. 1/10 2 👎🏻👎🏻 And a long fart noise 💨

Such a a great cast (for the most part) and beautifully shot per usual with July films. Evan Rachel Wood ruined it for me. She's just not good. Hell Kristen Stewar would've been better and that says a lot. MYAEWK is one of my favorite movies. This film could've been great had Wood not been it.

I finally got around to watching the shield thanks to the rona pandemic. This show had the potential of being great. What ruined it for me? The fact the the show creator Shawn Ryan had have his wife in EVERY EPISODE! She's a horrible actor and totally ruined the show for me. Walton Goggins is of course amazing. I wish they would've taken Vic's wife out!! Why is she in every episode?!?! C'mon Shawn! Horrible. Best season was with Forest Whitaker. Man. Evey episode? Really? She works at hospital all the sudden the cops are hanging out at the hospital. She doesn't work at the hospital she's hanging out in the barn. Like wtf. Ruined it for me. 6/10 for all the other actors and season 5.

3 stars are for Shia because I love Shia. This movie makes zero sense. Harsh Times was dope af Ayer. why bro? Why? There wasn't even any sock checks. C'mon foo. Thumb and a half down and a long fart noise. 💨👎🏻1/2👎🏻

Very cool concept. Cool vibe. Great acting. Super mysterious and spooky. I sincerely hope to see a sequel. Solid 7/10. If you like thriller, horror, mystery films then you'll dig Dark Was the Night.

Mary J should probably stick to music. She had the same face the entire movie. I gave it 2 stars simply because some of the gore was cool. Other than that, garbage acting, garbage writing and garbage directing.

Boo! Was a nice concept that was poorly executed. The director had some nice shots that were visually pleasing but then they get lost by his long drawn out scenes. Kinda seemed like an ego stroke. While he has a slight eye for visuals he lacks the direction skills of directing his cast. The acting is mediocre at best. It's a very slow burn that unfortunately for me didn't deliver. I love halloween and I love horror and had this been directed by someone with a little more directorial knowledge Boo! Could've maybe mustered up a higher rating. I ended up fast forwarding the last 30 mins.

Garbage acting, garbage directing, garbage writing.

Whoa. Trespassers is garbage. The only saving grace is the SFX and that's literally it. Horrible acting, horrible writing, horrible directing. It gets 2 stars and a long ass fart noise 👎🏻👎🏻

Wow. What a movie. I have a pair of Tom Ford shades but had no idea what an artist he truly was! Nocturnal Animals is dark and gritty. The acting is impeccable. Story was amazing. At first it a had a David Lynch vibe but takes on a life of its own once she starts reading the manuscript. The tense scenes felt tense which is a testament to Fords filmmaking. I can't wait to see he does next. 9/10 2👍🏻👍🏻

Nothing worse than watch actors that aren't musicians pretend to be musicians. Why didn't anybody sit down with Moss and at least show her how to air guitar or at least show her how to strum a guitar. This movie jumped all over the place and explained nothing. Next thing you know you're just there. Then 2 hrs and 20 mins go by and you're right where you started. The lead character had no on stage antics or any resemblance of huge punk rock personality. I'm being kind giving it 3 stars and that only because I like the actors in it. Overall it meh. Bad script and bad directing. Also absolutely no reason to show an entire song 4+ times. Long fart noise and half a thumb up.

I love The Predator! This installment is my favorite since Predator 2. The dudes behind one of my childhood favorites Monster Squad are at the helm behind this one. It's funny, it's bloody and it's fun! Great characters and great acting. It has the feel of Monster Squad/Goonies on steroids. Tons of great gore and Jacky jokes that work. 8/10 2 👍🏻👍🏻 And 2 🤘🏻🤘🏻

Im a Cagehead for life. That being said he's made some stinkers in his career. Mandy is not one of them. This is some Cages finest acting to date. Mandy is gritty and beautiful. The purple and pink filters used to film are enchanting. The director Panos Cosmatos has a unique style and I'm stoked to see what he does next. Johann Johannson's score is epic and lends itself perfectly to this film. I love Mandy. 2 🤘🏻🤘🏻

A simple favor started off great. Witty writing and great acting. Beautifully shot. At the half way point it starts slow down and become predictable and repetitive. The last hour is literally the same thing happening over and over again. It became dull and boring in my opinion. Strong start and a lackluster climax and ending. 1 👍🏻 and a semi long fart noise. 5 stars!

The Way Back is a great film and one of Afflecks best performances to date. The director Gavin O' Conner can really bring the great out in Ben. I'm a huge fan of The Accountant. Afflecks nails the struggling alcoholic roll to a t. Rob Simonsen's score is so moving. All the actors were greatI clapped out loud in the theatre. I really enjoyed this movie. 7/10 2 👍🏻👍🏻

Onward is such a delight. It's a tear jerker and it's funny. The animation was beautiful and the story powerful. All the actors were on point but Chris Pratt steals the show. This movie is so much fun. Don't get me started on those amazing unicorns! 😂 Pixar does it again🙏🏻 8/10 and 2👍🏻👍🏻

Overrated.Acting is one note. It's great someone made a movie about this but it was a mediocre movie. When all people can talk about is the makeup in a movie that says something. 4/10 1 👍🏻and a semi long fart noise

The Invisible Man gets 7/10 and 2👍🏻👍🏻 Beautifully shot and well acted with 1 exception. Overall I loved it. The scares are great, music is great and it's visually stunning. Moss carries the film beautifully. Go see it in the theatre while you can!