Review

  • Disney tries his hand at the television market for a second time with "Zorro," the 1957 television series that everyone likes so much!!!!! Of course, I won't spoil the story for you, so let us cut right to the chase:

    What I like about this show: This is good Disney; no same old stuff the New Disney Channel shows have! I miss this show ever since this left the Disney Channel a few years back for restructuring. Heck, even late night talk show host David Letterman liked the show, too, as evidence by the following things:

    "Is 'Zorro' on????? Are you cookin' beans????? WHAT TIME IS IT?????"

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    7. TV listings only for "Zorro"

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    3. Appealed to Zorro for help

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    6. "When do I get to meet Zorro?"

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    4. "Toro? Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to call Zorro?"

    Top Ten Questions On The Zorro Application

    10. Spell "Z".

    9. When was the last time you buckled your swash?

    8. Do you have a problem with "mask rash"?

    7. Do you mind being shot at with guns while all you've got is a plastic sword?

    6. Can you say the phrase "gay blade" without giggling?

    5. Have you ever been fired from Taco Bell?

    4. Can you work weekends?

    3. Would you be willing to spend the first two years of your job as an assistant Zorro?

    2. What's your favorite color--'cause if it ain't black, then, amigo, you're screwed!

    1. What were your Z.A.T. scores?

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    10. Dave goes crazy if you don't call him "Zorro."

    10/10