hahaha, this is akin to watching a newer version of Plan 9 From Outer Space.....or maybe not. Let's see what this has going for it, shall we? Starting off, it shows the 'pirate' creature within the first minute or so, which kills any and all suspense(or at least what little there would be), and all the kills seem to have this pounding pseudo-metal/industrial-ish music in the background. What that's about I have no idea....probably someone involved had a band or recording project and whamo.
But the biggest glaring problem with this: It's a pirate movie that takes place in the desert. No water is seen at all!....okay, maybe a stream goes by, lol. But other than that, let me ask why does a movie about lost treasure and the ghost of a pirate take place in the desert? No ship, no ocean...? I don't get it.
But damn, it's fun. Bad acting, awful continuity(goes from overcast to sunny sometime in reverse-shots in one scene between 2 characters more than once).
Add in a cameo by the hedgehog himself Ron Jeremy, lots of really fake blood and kills, and sexy Syn DeVil's big tits and we got ourselves a party
This movie rules.
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