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  • And we're back to the dreadful Amityville films, I thought it was too good to be true.

    Here we have another found footage effort, this one however tries to distance itself from the others by telling two separate but connected story lines. A girl living in the Amityville house and a group of students going into the woods to do a study on fear.

    The plot is thinner than Patrick Stewarts hairline, it's all poorly made and alike many movies of its ilk nothing actually happens.

    Unforgivable boredom.

    The Good:

    Cast aren't terrible

    The Bad:

    Pretty much every square inch of the film

    Things I Learnt From This Movie:

    Nobody but me noticed that girl is clearly a vampire

    If gunfire reminds a girl of her partner she should reconsider her choice
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Seventeen movies into the Amityville cycle and here we are. More found footage and college students in a study to learn what fear is all about. They should have to sit through an entire day of non-stop Amityville films like I did and they'll understand what fear is all about.

    Seriously - I've never felt the title of a movie more in my entire life.

    Originally called The Fear Tapes, this movie was directed by Henrique Couto (Haunted House on Sorority Row, Depression: The Movie).

    George, our protagonist, travels to the cursed woods of Amityville - man, when are we getting Amityville Toilet and Amityville Corn Maze? - to work on his thesis. Along for the ride are his girlfriend Sarah, his sister Elizabeth, Simon the cameraman and Lisa. There's also a girl named Lina who wasn't in the original rough cut of the movie, but has her own story. Of course, those two stories eventually come together.

    Can there be such a thing as too many Amityville movies? I sure hope so.
  • What to say. It's found footage, but honestly, even with the 1997 VHS segments inserted oh-so-random, for the first 2/3 it was fine for what it is. It even had nudity, so BW is already beaten. And the setup is there for the third third.

    Then the whole thing collapses. Spectacularly. I first thought the editing went wrong, but as the minutes passed, I had to realise, no, the whole script just blew in yo face.
  • takato052418 May 2021
    I'm 15 minutes in and already I'm looking at my phone wishing I didn't commit to watching this. Personally I've removed the word ugly from my vocabulary, but these people are hideously unattractive. They all look like meth heads with the ugliest tattoos and awful hair. And that scene with the girl being topless in the pool and her brother is also in the pool with her and she's like "it's like when we were kids." No. No it isn't! Disgusting just like her awkward nips. The woman in the video is forcing her acting, which is worse than a kindergarten play. All thumbs down!
  • Just because you have a video camera doesn't mean you should make a movie. There was literally nothing scary in this movie except the hideous beard of the cameraman. Also....nothing to do with the Amityville Horror original movie.....used to rope people in...count me as one of them.
  • Amityville No Escape' is another pointless found footage flick that centers around a group of so-called college students going in to the deep woods to understand fear.. Yes it's even dumber than it sounds.. Anyways..

    There is also a subplot involving a video tape from 1997 that has some lonely ass house wife yapping at the camera.. Apparently her husband is in the military and on deployment..

    This has to be one of the most boring movies I have ever watched, literally almost nothing happens in this film.. The story supposedly takes place in Amityville, NY - and I think the video house wife lives in the old Amityville horror house? But I may not have been paying close enough attention.. I'm just not sure..

    Now to be fair I honestly can't say the acting was horrible, I think the whole cast was doing the best they could with what they had to work with..

    Positives: A couple of scenes worth of boob shots.. So So acting.

    Negatives: Terrible incoherent story.. Shitty shaky cam..

    Do yourself a favor and avoid this stinker.. Grade: D

    Horror Town USA
  • This is a so slow boring movie that is not scary at all. The ending is awful. This is the 15th part to Then Amityville series. It is better then The 14th one. Amiyville legacy. But not mush better. The 13th one Amityville vanishing point is good movie. It is a lot better then this. This is awful. Do not see this movie. It has an awful story line. Do not see it.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Another found footage tryst probing that in this series no matter if its a successful and disastrous idea it will be a recurring theme carved into you rather you want it or not. While I appreciate the forest setting this time, they never really explored the Indian burial ground or Satanism that cursed the land and focus yet again on four different stories based around it. Campfire tales anyone?

    The tales aren't scary, the dialogue is uninspired and the acting horrendously over the top. In fact the flashbacks have continuation errors dealing with the time line established, wardrobe malfunction and the characters living past expiration dates.

    The only enjoyable story is the mini character woodsman who warns the kids to leave the ground and throws the audience off his true nature in the very end with a twist you won't see coming. Its just to bad he reminds me like a cheap knock off version of Ralph from Friday the 13th.

    Also the found footage seems contrived from the beginning with the college students wanting to watch a tape in the woods surrounding the house instead of actually visiting the location making the tape plausible to be found instead of a secluded area. Where the tape comes from, put it there or ghosts wanting to show its true existence are never answered.

    It makes the recent sequels leading up to it seem like the Godfather in comparison.
  • This film essentially involves two different scenarios recorded on tape by both parties. The first one involves a young woman named "Lina" (Julia Gomez) who purchased the haunted house in Amityville in 1997 just after her husband was sent overseas on military duty. So, to keep him up to date on everything, she records all of her thoughts and feelings on a camcorder to share with him later. She is completely unaware that the house is haunted. The other recording is done by a small group of college students who go on a field trip near the Amityville house for research purposes involving the nature of fear. Although they are familiar with the legends pertaining to the haunted house, their leader "George Wells" (Josh Miller) deliberately uses these stories to further his agenda. But what none of these people realize, however, is the actual evil they will eventually come into contact with in the very near future. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that this extremely low-budget production contained the same flaws typically associated with "found footage" videos of this type--shaky camera work, bad acting and a rather basic script. In short, it was both boring and amateurish, and I have rated it accordingly.
  • This movie started strong enough and had some good, legitimate scares, for some reason some of the paranormal activity angles get to me a bit even if I know it's only a movie. Unlike what most slasher movies have ever devolved to nowadays with usually no scares.

    This had a few good paranormal activity type moments with Julia Gomez. She was fun to watch and annoying as hell to an extent at the same time. Her aerobic workout bits were a bit comical besides a bit sexy also.

    The more present day storyline was fine but not necessarily as strong, had some good mixed elements though none the less, and you didn't have a clue what was going to happen.

    Those looking for gore will be disappointed as there really wasn't any, but the movie threw in some quick nudity bits right in the beginning of the film as a kind of quick tease I guess.

    The ending of both storylines seemed hurried and incomplete for me. Like they ran out of money or time or both to complete the movie more how as envisioned. The 1997 storyline was more disappointing as the ending didn't make the most sense at all as it was unexplained exactly what happened even though they tried to show you.

    It was refreshing they tried to tie both storylines to Amityville and the famous house unlike some of the other recent "Amityville" movies that don't do that at all or very well.

    The DVD had a short movie called the Christmas Presence again with Julia Gomez that was kind of cool and kind of had a shock ending too.
  • This isn't the first time Couto has made a found footage movie, with Alone in the Ghost House his first real foray into the genre. That movie proved he knew what to do and this movie is where he delved a bit more into things.

    The unique thing about this movie is that there are 2 plots, alternating throughout the coarse of the movie. One set in the present and one in the past, but both are found footage. I have watched many found footage movies and this is the first one that splits between past and present footage, especially with different media styles. The present is of course on digital whereas the past segments are fashioned to appear recorded on VHS.

    The first plot in the present involves Josh Miller as George working on his thesis involving fear with Michael William Ralston (Simon) as the main cameraman along with Joni Durian (Sarah, George's girlfriend), Allison Egan (Elizabeth, George's sister), and Alia Gabrielle Eckhardt (Lisa, their hippy friend). They plan to camp in the cursed woods of Amityville, trying to explore fear in various different ways. We are introduced to the second plot via a video tape, a supposedly "authentic" tape of what went down at a house in Amityville near where they will stay. While camping in the woods, we are introduced to Ira Gansler (Woodsman) who is looking each night for his missing daughter, warning the campers that the woods are dangerous.

    The second plot features Julia Gomez (Lina) as a wife who is missing her husband, who has been deployed. She bought their first house which neither of them have seen yet and is recording her first weeks discovering the house. This plot alternates between first person perspective of Lina showing off the rooms and stationary scenes where Lina talks directly to the camera (or doing various things such as sitting at a table, doing yoga, getting ready to sleep). As her plot goes on more and more supernatural things are caught on tape.

    The acting is great as usual. While majority of the cast have been in previous Couto films, Egan is a newcomer. Yet she's not a newcomer to the Ohio indie movie scene, staring in multiple Dustin Mill's movies as well as Eric Widing's Primordial (Widing produced and edited this movie). This was also Ralston's first time as a main cast member, previously just having bit parts. He did an excellent job for his first big acting role.

    I only have 2 complaints, minor at that. First is that some of the past scenes have slight continuity error where the date does not show up. Another minor complaint is there were scenes where characters questioned something they saw yet they could have looked at what they just filmed to verify what they saw. Other than that, I truly enjoyed the movie!
  • Warning: Spoilers
    A group of college students get more than they bargained for when they decide to camp out in the forest nearby a legendary haunted house. Moreover, back in 1997 eager young lass Lina (delightfully played with spunky charm to spare by Julia Gomez) video tapes herself in her new home that she eventually discovers has something very wrong with it.

    Director Henrique Couto and screenwriter Ira Gansler, who also has a colorful supporting role as a hostile redneck, do an excellent job of juggling the two absorbing intersecting story lines for maximum creepy impact: A strong and unsettling feeling of gradually mounting dread and doom builds to a harrowing crescendo in both plots, with the climatic fate of Lina in particular packing a harrowing punch. In addition, Couto makes fine use of the isolated sylvan setting and a dingy rundown abode. The total absence of a score stands out as an inspired touch; in place of said music there's a remarkably effective emphasis on natural (and unnatural) sounds which in turn adds a heightened sense of credible everyday reality to the proceedings. The sound acting by the able cast keeps this movie humming: Joni Durian as the frightened Sarah Benning, Alia Gabrielle Eckhardt as flaky New Age earth mother Lisa Sheets, Josh Miller as the earnest George Wells, Allison Egan as George's brash sister Elizabeth, and Michael William Ralston as easygoing cameraman Simon Tressler. A solid scarefest.