This is the episode where we finally start seeing Eric Cartman as the hilarious villain protagonist that he really is. The episode starts with Cartman boasting to his friends, Stan, Kyle and Kenny, about how he got his pubes from school bully Scott Tenorman for $10, but his ego is immediately deflated when he learns that pubes are meant to be grown naturally, and thus he was swindled. Cartman goes to Scott and kindly asks for his money back, but Scott denies him a refund. Naturally, this angers Cartman, so he tries several underhanded methods to steal back his money, but Scott outsmarts him every time and even quick-changes him to steal his remaining $6.12, which costs Cartman a ticket to the movies. When Cartman makes one final attempt to trick Scott into giving back his money, Scott agrees to give it back to him, but only if he begs for it by doing a humiliating dance. Cartman does so, but Scott, being the spiteful, lying jerk that he is, doesn't keep up his end of the bargain and BURNS THE MONEY!!!!! As a result, Cartman becomes h***-bent on revenge. Upon learning that one of the best British rock bands in existence, Radiohead, is Scott's favorite band, Cartman plans to humiliate Scott in front of the town by publicly screening an MTV interview with Radiohead, but with the members' voices very obviously dubbed over with his own to make it sound like they're saying they hate Scott. However, immediately afterward, Scott replies by screening a completely unedited video that he somehow secretly filmed of Cartman begging for his money back, and Cartman ends up being the one to get humiliated (Kenny even laughs himself to death over it!). This pushes Cartman's anger to the limits, and eventually, he finally succeeds in getting his revenge in the most dastardly and diabolical fashion you could imagine: he arranges for Farmer Denkins, a crazy redneck with a habit of shooting trespassers on sight, to shoot and kill both of Scott's parents (which succeeds, thanks to Stan and Kyle, like the so-called "friends" they are, selling out his original plan to get Scott's d*** bitten off by a pony belonging to Denkins), grinds their remains up into chili and FEEDS IT TO SCOTT! Then, when Scott starts crying, Cartman brings in Radiohead, in an excellent guest appearance as themselves, to (without knowing the context of the situation) deride Scott for crying. After they leave, we're treated to a hilarious moment of Cartman lapping up Scott's tears while Stan and Kyle, horrified along with the whole town by what just happened, as well as realizing that they seriously underestimated Cartman, agree never to p*** him off again. This episode may be too dark for its own good, but it's a classic. Plus, it gives a very good reason not to bully other kids for your own amusement.